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quotes[0]='All through my life, all through the years, I say \'Hey, look at this!\' - Everyone snears.'
quotes[1]='I know I get really nervous with a girlfriend, and I feel so intimidated and claustraphobic' 
quotes[2]='I like being cosy, cups of tea and staying in. Clubs and parties don\'t do much for me. Is that a sin?'
quotes[3]='I just can\'t take things lightly, be it wrongly, be it rightly'
quotes[4]='Modern technology\'s thrilling, but something about it feels chilling. There\'s something contrived about it all'
quotes[5]='I hear them sneer, I here them jeer, but it\'s great, \'cos their world moves at such a rate, that in a year they\'ll all be out of date.'
quotes[6]='England - it\'s so disheart\'ning that when I say I love you, they think I\'m right-wing'
quotes[7]='When I\'m down, when I feel blue, it\'s my art that I turn to. It\'s one thing that I can do'
quotes[8]='I\'ve pondered and thought, and I\'ve stared \'til I\'m caught - What\'s he got I haven\'t?' 
quotes[9]='She seems a nice girl, this one I\'ve found, but what if she turns my world around?!'
quotes[10]='Saturday job, oh Saturday job, you\'re the real world I\'ve heard about, but I\'ve tried the real world now, and it\'s something I can do without!'


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